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SOME ARTICLES FROM THE ABDALIAN MAGAZINE
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THIS WEEK'S ARTICLE IS ABOUT COLLEGE BATHROOMS, YOU WOULD ENJOY THIS HUMOROUS ARTICLE |
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COLLEGE BATHROOMS When you are getting on in years, it is interesting to sit by the fire and think of your hostel life -the evident part of which was spent in bathrooms. Not that I spend most of my time in bathrooms, though I do a lot, after lunch, after dinner, before prep time and ................ during the Examinations Paper time, bathrooms play an important role everywhere you go. The Wing bathrooms are of special interest. The first part of your tenure in bathroom goes well. But your feelings on seeing the empty pot of water are not expressable. When you tilt it, you see a hole, or "if lucky, more than one holes, through which all the water has escaped. Somehow, by experience, you get used to it, and devise methods for getting water. Then you try your hands at the flush. What a mechanical device to clean the commode! But it doesn't work, or at least the way it is supposed to. You pull it once twice, thrice.... don't lose heart, try again .............................................. But you don't know what's coming up next. Normally it is a shower of water giving you a bath instead at cleaning the shank. This facility compensates the unknown (possible decorative) function of the ever non-working shower taps. The bathrooms of the mess work all right and have, therefore, no significant value as far as the Cadets are concerned. The multipurpose education block-bathrooms are used more during the examinations than ever. That is why visiting bathrooms during paper has been banned. The so called clever cadets hide papers and books that can help them in the examination. That is the sad aspect of it. But I won't condemn it as I myself have been using it. I pray for the long life of our bathrooms (They are working all right, you know!) But wait a minute... I 've got a: cramp in my stomach ....................................... Nope............... it's my
need to go to the bathroom. So long fellas! It's bath- (M. Nadeem Zafar, 11-Year, Omar Wing)
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